America’s Tastiest Chip Now Comes With a Pro-Homosexual Agenda

Do you enjoy tasty snacks but prefer to not have a political agenda forced upon you?

Well, too bad you nasty bigot, you…

One of America’s favorite snacks, Doritos, will soon be for sale with a marketing ploy to promote the left’s ceaseless crusade to interject their political agenda into every aspect of American lives.

On Thursday, Doritos announced a new limited edition kind of chips: rainbow chips. The move is in celebration of homosexuality and homosexual pride.

Ram Krishnan, Frito-Lay’s chief marketing officer, announced,

“Time and again, our consumers have shown us, there really is nothing bolder than being true to yourself and living life to the fullest. With Doritos Rainbows chips, we’re bringing an entirely new product experience to our consumers to show our commitment toward equal rights for the LGBT community and celebrate humanity without exception.”

The chips will be given to those who donate $10 or more to the “It Gets Better” campaign, a public awareness campaign aimed at homosexual and transsexual youths. The campaign insists that “it gets better” over time; however, the premise of the campaign rests upon the notion that the onus is upon society to change, not those who wish to parade their lifestyle choices.

While people should be allowed to support whatever causes they wish, it’s worth noting that Chick-Fil-A has received boisterous push-back from the left for merely maintaining Christian values.

Meanwhile, it appears to be getting harder and harder to obtain a snack that does not support a divisive agenda.

From Whoppers to Oreos to Doritos, can a man not get a snack anymore that doesn’t come with a dose of liberal agenda?

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Greg Campbell
Greg Campbell
An unapologetic patriot and conservative, Greg emerged within the blossoming Tea Party Movement as a political analyst dedicated to educating and advocating for the preservation of our constitutional principles and a free-market solution to problems birthed by economic liberalism. From authoring scathing commentaries to conducting interviews with some of the biggest names in politics today including party leaders, activists and conservative media personalities, Greg has worked to counter the left’s media narratives with truthful discussions of the biggest issues affecting Americans today. Greg’s primary area of focus is Second Amendment issues and the advancement of honest discussion concerning the constitutional right that protects all others. He lives in the Northwest with his wife, Heather, and enjoys writing, marksmanship and the outdoors.

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