BOOM! Ted Cruz Shows the World How to Make ‘Machine-Gun Bacon!’ [VIDEO]

Ted Cruz Machine Gun Bacon

Is there anything more awesome than watching badass constitutional conservative 2016 presidential candidate Ted Cruz (NON-RINO, God’s Country), giving a demonstration on how to make “machine-gun bacon?”

Second Amendment supporters, lovers of freedom, and those who oppose radical Islamic terrorism are going to LOVE this, video.

“There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends, cooking breakfast for the family,” Cruz says. “Of course in Texas, we cook breakfast a little differently than most folks,” he explains.

Cruz is then shown wrapping the barrel of a machine gun with bacon, wrapping both in tin foil, then taking several shots at a target, thereby heating the barrel and cooking the bacon.

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“Grease comin’ down,” Cruz says as he sees spatters of bacon grease on the concrete floor of the gun range.

As Cruz peals off a slice with a fork and takes a bite, he says, “Mmmm, machine-gun bacon,” while laughing loudly.

Those progressive leftist commies who oppose freedom, can’t utter the words “radical Islamic terrorism” and only want criminals to have guns, well, your heads may just explode. I hope your mental illness will be covered by Obamacare.

WATCH BELOW (Credit for video, image and much thanks to: IJ Review):

About the Author

Matthew K. Burke
Matthew K. Burke
A former Washington State U.S. Congressional candidate in 2010, Matthew attended the nation’s first modern day Tea Party in 2009 in Seattle, Washington. He also began writing and blogging that year. Matthew became a Certified Financial Planner in 1995 and was a Financial Advisor for 24 years in his previous life. Matthew was one of the three main writers leading a conservative news site to be one of the top 15 conservative news sites in the U.S. in a matter of months. He brings to PolitiStick a vast amount of knowledge about economics as well as a passion and commitment to the vision that our Founding Fathers had for our Republic.
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