Is there anything more awesome than watching badass constitutional conservative 2016 presidential candidate Ted Cruz (NON-RINO, God’s Country), giving a demonstration on how to make “machine-gun bacon?”
Second Amendment supporters, lovers of freedom, and those who oppose radical Islamic terrorism are going to LOVE this, video.
“There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends, cooking breakfast for the family,” Cruz says. “Of course in Texas, we cook breakfast a little differently than most folks,” he explains.
Cruz is then shown wrapping the barrel of a machine gun with bacon, wrapping both in tin foil, then taking several shots at a target, thereby heating the barrel and cooking the bacon.
“Grease comin’ down,” Cruz says as he sees spatters of bacon grease on the concrete floor of the gun range.
As Cruz peals off a slice with a fork and takes a bite, he says, “Mmmm, machine-gun bacon,” while laughing loudly.
Those progressive leftist commies who oppose freedom, can’t utter the words “radical Islamic terrorism” and only want criminals to have guns, well, your heads may just explode. I hope your mental illness will be covered by Obamacare.
WATCH BELOW (Credit for video, image and much thanks to: IJ Review):