Hillary Clinton Just Got a New Endorsement and Bill Has Got to be THRILLED

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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Well, this must be embarrassing for Team Hillary.

Topping off the worse presidential campaign rollout in memory, the Hillary Clinton campaign got a ringing endorsement this week, and at least one of the Clintons are going to be very happy about it — serial womanizer, Bill Clinton.[/vc_column_text][banner300 banner=”5517620b381df”][vc_column_text]Prostitutes at Dennis Hof’s famous “Moonlite Bunny Ranch,” where prostitution is legal in Carson City, Nevada, are banding together to throw their support behind Hillary Clinton, and they’ve even created a website and YouTube video to make the announcement official.

The ladies of the night cited Obamacare as a primary reason for endorsing Rodham Clinton, believing that she would be intact the highly unpopular 2,700 page behemoth, noting that a Republican in the White House might mean the end of Obamacare, the taxpayer subsidized healthcare “they now enjoy.”:

“Hillary Clinton, as part of her husband’s administration, envisioned health care reform in the 1990’s, long before President Obama was able to sign it into law,” they write. “The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hof. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its’ repeal, the Bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy.”

 

“As Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders, and the Bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier,” they continued. “The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to her will.”

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The “Hookers for Hillary” also believe that somehow the architect of the “Nuts and Sluts” campaign, which launched whenever her cheating husband would have “bimbo eruption,” would have not allowed the current Secret Service prostitution scandal, where hookers were purchased by agents in Cartagena, Columbia.[/vc_column_text][banner300 banner=”553157113d3ff”][vc_column_text]Instead, the sex workers hoped that the agents, in a Hillary administration, would “buy American.”

One can only wonder if the endorsement will motivate former Democrat president Bill Clinton to visit the establishment and more pictures like these will surface.

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Matthew K. Burke
Matthew K. Burke
A former Washington State U.S. Congressional candidate in 2010, Matthew attended the nation’s first modern day Tea Party in 2009 in Seattle, Washington. He also began writing and blogging that year. Matthew became a Certified Financial Planner in 1995 and was a Financial Advisor for 24 years in his previous life. Matthew was one of the three main writers leading a conservative news site to be one of the top 15 conservative news sites in the U.S. in a matter of months. He brings to PolitiStick a vast amount of knowledge about economics as well as a passion and commitment to the vision that our Founding Fathers had for our Republic.
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