A Unique Take on What Lynch and Slick Willy Likely Discussed

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Everyone is assuming that the unethical meeting between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch, a meeting they tried to keep secret it was so inappropriate, naturally included some influence-peddling by Slick Willy, encouraging Lynch, who was first appointed by Clinton as a United States attorney in 1999, to lay off his corrupt wife, Hillary Clinton, who is under FBI investigation for the EmailGate scandal.

But what if the exact opposite is true? Think about it…

  • Does serial woman abuser and lifelong philanderer Bill Clinton really want to be stuck in the White House for 4-8 years?
  • Does he want to have to sleep in the same bed as Hillary for 4-8 years?
  • Does he want the press to be watching his every move for 4-8 years, a roadblock to his skirt-chasing ways?

What if the conversation between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch went like this? Put on your best Bill Clinton voice while reading for special effects.

“Hey Loretta baby, how ya doin’, sweetheart? Remember when I appointed you as a U.S. attorney all the way back in 1999? Good times, right? 

You know, Loretta, I’ve been thinking. The reason I appointed you was because of your objectivity, for your ability to not let political winds affect your legal decisions, and I’d like to think that you haven’t changed. 

I just want you to know, darlin’, that you need to do what you need to do in regards to Hillary’s case (wink, wink), and I hope you’ll continue to not let political pressure keep you from following the law (wink, wink). 

Either way, however it turns out, Loretta, know this — I’ve got your back and we will remain friends. Don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine (while reaching out to warmly grasp her hand).”

Everyone with an ounce of objectivity admits that the Clinton marriage is a sham — a marriage of political convenience — and the only time they’re seen together in the same place is during joint campaign rallies where they do a poor job of acting like they can stand each other.

It shouldn’t shock anyone that the above passive aggressive message from Slick Willy to undermine his wife is the likely scenario.

Can you imagine Bill Clinton’s male ego being happy about having a role the equivalent of the First Lady?

Me neither.

About the Author

Matthew K. Burke
Matthew K. Burke
A former Washington State U.S. Congressional candidate in 2010, Matthew attended the nation’s first modern day Tea Party in 2009 in Seattle, Washington. He also began writing and blogging that year. Matthew became a Certified Financial Planner in 1995 and was a Financial Advisor for 24 years in his previous life. Matthew was one of the three main writers leading a conservative news site to be one of the top 15 conservative news sites in the U.S. in a matter of months. He brings to PolitiStick a vast amount of knowledge about economics as well as a passion and commitment to the vision that our Founding Fathers had for our Republic.
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